an introduction

Hi.  Some of you may know me as Liz, but i'm really an idiot.  The only reason I'm starting this blog is to confirm the obvious: there's something seriously wrong with me. 

I thought about adding pictures, which would be super awesome, but there's only one small problem.  My camera took a nose-dive into the Atlantic in The Great Cleansing of Anything Electronic Owned by Me last September when I thought it would be a totally awesome idea to climb a ten-foot ocean front wall in a dress, just to see Plymouth Rock, which I've seen a million times before.  Why was this the best idea ever, you ask?  Duh.  It's because I was shit-housed.  Every brilliant idea I've ever had is due to the yummy, bubbly carbonation of crisp, cold beer. 

Let's have a moment of silence for my fallen brethren: the brand new 80 gig iPod, the 2-week old LG Dare, the prehistoric Kodak EasyShare, the H&M polka-dot umbrella....   I hardly knew you.

Anyway, the only thing to survive the flood besides my dignity (because let's face facts, folks.  I lost that long ago) was my keychain iPod shuffle.  Still works like a dream, though if you listen hard enough, you can hear the cries of Pilgrims past mourning their lost ones due to the cruel, cold Atlantic. 

So, yeah.  If I ever do post pictures, they will obviously be stolen from my friends or the internet, take your pick.  And to cover my ass, I'll let you know who I got them from.  Because I know you're dying to know.  Also?  All photographic identities will be concealed to protect the innocent.  Or to save them from the humiliation of knowing they took part in something ridiculous that I dragged them into.  That's more like it.

I'm sure posts will be sporadic, considering my phone doesn't count as a computer (the nerve!) and my aged desktop reverts itself back to 2003.  But I shall try my best.  As with all my good ideas, they will be posted well into the night, consumed by the internets and never to be taken back again.  Like drunk texting.  Or drunk iTunes-ing.  Cripes.  I need to repent.

Enjoy!