strapless bras are evil.

It's true.  At the beginning of the day, they're all nice and happy and don't hurt.  But by the end of your night, watch out!  You wish you were running around boob loose and bra free because the damn bra's shifted, and it's digging into your circulatory system causing you to have a massive pinprick headache right in the back of your brain.

Anyway.....
I was a big girl last night and made my own dinner (steak on the grill!) and mashed potatoes (from a microwaved bag!  but it counts, because they're real potato bits and I had to use a masher to get them to that mashed potato consistency.) AND devils food cupcakes with coconut pecan frosting and Hershey's chocolate chips.  Don't know why and how I turned into Suzi Homemaker, but whatevs.  At least I've got a ton of cupcakes now.  Must have been lack of oxygen to the noggin due to the whole strapless bra extravaganza.  Also?  I've named my outfit for yesterday "Mickey Rourke without all the plastic surgery."  Because every picture I've seen of him lately consists of a pair of wrecked jeans, a vest and a jaunty hat.  So I walked around in public with a knit hat, tube top (haaay stupid strapless bra!), stripey cardigan, vest and wrecked jeans.  I looked like a modern-day vagabond, meaning I looked like I spent $300 at Urban Outfitters for my ensemble.  Which is kind of hilarious.  I mean me having $300.  And now I'm crying.

So who knows what today will bring.  I had to take today off because of the threat of jury duty, but I got a get out of jury duty free card and now I'm sans plans.  That's not true.  I have plans.  They're just up in the air.  Obviously this means I'm trolling around iTunes looking for some song ideas to "download" later, eating microwaved stroganoff noodles (why?  I'm not Russian!  but they're sooooo good!) and watching an infomercial about the Swivel Sweeper instead of getting ready and going to the bank to cash checks/get my loan payment. 

Merde.  I should be a contributing member of society now.  Oh well.  I can't deal with another infomercial anyway.